Does Lady Gaga take herself seriously, or what? In a press release, she is saying that the storyline of her current Born This Way Ball concert tour is “the tale of the Beginning, the genesis of the Kingdom of Fame.”

Storyline? She’s a singer. Give me a break. I would rather gnaw off my forearm than go see Gaga, but her castle-like stage does sound kind of cool:
It’s “the largest scenic structure that’s ever been built to tour,” says some guy from Tait Towers, the company that built it. It’s 50 feet (15 metres) tall, has 30 windows and doors, etc. etc. To move it from gig to gig requires 15 big tractor trailers. Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence wants to move in with boyfriend Nicholas Hoult, but her mom is opposed, the National Enquirer reports.
Strange. Jen is 21, has a nice L.A. home, and sure doesn’t need mom’s financial support. Nick, an English actor, is 22, is not an ex-con or a junkie, and is otherwise presentable. So why is Karen Lawrence resisting, and why does Jennifer care? The mag’s Nameless Insider says Karen “thinks they’re both too young and need to focus on their careers.”
Cosmopolitan: not just a magazine, but a product line. Women’s Wear Daily reports plans for Cosmo-branded “bags, lingerie, jewelry and accessories.”Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman are not in synch on plans for their June 2 wedding, says In Touch mag.
“Will likes to throw parties,” Nameless Insider reports, “so he wants a huge celebration, whereas Drew would rather host a quiet ceremony on her gorgeous estate in Montecito, Calif.” Barrymore, expecting their child, is perhaps not quite as avid to party as she might be otherwise. Kopelman, who has dabbled in acting, is an “art consultant” which I’m sure is easier if you move in the circles he moves in, his dad being a former CEO of Chanel.
She’s 37. He’s 34. Today’s conversation starter: Some study commissioned by CC, a British fashion label, says that women reach their peak of style – feel best about their clothes and looks – at age 35. The survey also found 59 per cent of respondents of all ages conceding that they sometimes “dress too young for their age.” But 40 per cent said they dress too old for their age. So evidently only one woman in 100 gets this right.
It’s official: Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have re-upped for another year of Two and a Half Men. Levi Johnston, the redneck dimwit who used to be engaged to Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol and had a child with her, is now expecting another with his current girlfriend, one Sunny Oglesby.
Now Sunny tells the TV show Inside Edition that this baby will be named Breeze Beretta. She also offered too much information about the lack of planning involved in the pregnancy: “We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control.”